Poofer 

A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man

Example 1

Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."

Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."



Example 2

Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"

Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"

Poofer by Heather Riley October 15, 2004

poofer 

When a vagina is so big that the only noise made during sex is the poooooofff. Sometimes just the slip of a finger might turn into a whole hand, arm, leg and even head..

Man that girl was so hot untill we started to get it on and i fell in, she had a real poofer

poofer by jibjab25 January 25, 2011

poofer 

One who has an especially crap taste in music - i.e. Neil Diamond

Stay Hungry

poofer by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Poofer 

A device created with piping to blow a poof of fire. When created and built correctly, they will create a sudden ball of fire. The device uses a bottle of propane, piped into an expansion tank. From the expansion tank you pipe to a valve. After the valve you have an ignition source.
Popularly used at Burning Man.

Damn, that poofer blows out a HHUUUGEE fireball!

Poofer by Lightplumes March 2, 2011

poofer 

mister promise

poofer by gello October 31, 2003

poofer 

Female sexual organ, commonly called the vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, box, lips, etc.

Man I want to rip that hoes poofer up!

poofer by OJP July 10, 2003

poofer 

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

poofer by Genius October 31, 2003