ploipi 

A way to express being in a terrible situation. "Oh crap!" = "Ploipi!"

Ploipi I forgot to study for the test!

ploipi by pooch_gilbs September 18, 2017

ploids 

on the back of lay's potato chips bags there were "ploids" that you could cut out, and you could mail in ploids to get prizes, only if you saved like 100000000000+ though

"i begged my moms to get a costco pack of dorito fun sized bags cuz im saving up ploids to get a walkman"

travis: "woah where'd ya get the bike?"
trey "i sent in my ploids"

ploids by machawesometron5000 December 15, 2010

Ploitering 

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

Ploitering by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Ploin

The destroyer of worlds. Ploin is stronger than any conglomerate of world powers to exist on the face of the planet. In one word, Ploin could start a nuclear holocaust, race war, or simply make you burst into thin air.

Wife: Honey, have you seen the kids?
Me: Did I not tell you? I sacrificed them to Ploin. May he have mercy on our souls.

Ploin by Long handle Joe March 9, 2019

Facebook-ploitation 

The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.

The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.

Facebook-ploitation by Shzae July 21, 2009

ploize 

The phoenetic spelling of "please" spoken with exasperation in an australasian white trash accent.

Made famous by the TV show "Kath and Kim"

Kim "Gee, I dunno, do you think I can get away with this dress?"

Kath "Ploize, that dress hangs down so low in the back I can see your builders crack - and your back doormat could do with a shave by the way. I preferred the other one, it was noice, defferunt, unusual..."

ploize by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

ploik 

an onomatopoeia

a word used when sticking something into another something that is usually soft and wet and sometimes warm

"dude i stuck in in there and it was like *ploik*
0_o

ploik by Curt May 26, 2004