Plaxident 

Accidentally inflecting pain on ones self which may result in jail time.

Tim: Rafi how did you did get that knife stuck in your thigh?
Rafi: It was a plaxident bro.

Plaxident by schme09 January 13, 2012

Plaxcident 

An act of stupidity that costs you $35 million. Credit to New York Giants knucklehead wide receiver Plaxico Burress for shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub.

That plaxcident just cost you a $35 Million contract!

Plaxcident by shadesOne December 16, 2008

plannident 

plan-ni-dent (plan ni duhnt) n.
1. a scheme or method of acting, proceeding, etc., developed in advance an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs intentionally while appearing unintentional and usually results in injury,damage, or loss.
1670-80; < F: ground, plan, groundwork, scheme, + -cidere, comb. form of cadere to fall

Wanting to get easy money he walked onto the store's slippery floor and had a plannident that resulted in a fall. The store eagerly and quickly settled for several thousand dollars out of court.

plannident by Noland L. Talley, II February 28, 2008

Plaxidental Shooting 

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.

Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.

Plaxidental Shooting by fkiczula November 28, 2011

Laxident 

When a person takes too many laxatives or uses them improperly and has an accident because of it. Specifically in ones pants or in public, where it is more embarrassing.

I was trying to lose a ton of weight so I took a bunch of laxatives, but I had a huge laxident in my boyfriend's bed and made an ass out of myself.

Laxident by Jaimie Gaga February 26, 2011

Laxident 

An accident caused during a game, practice, or session of lacrosse

chris had a laxident when he tripped on a stick left on the field.

Laxident by gbeezy93 December 10, 2009

laxident 

the action of throwing and breaking something in your home, apartment, or fraternity house, with a lacrosse ball

I was laxin in the hall and had a laxident when the ball shattered the black lights.

laxident by methodman_redman April 7, 2011