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plasticaxeitosis

a physical condition brought about by spending way too much time playing guitar simulation games such as Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Symptoms include inflamed knuckles and chafing of the thumb, accompanied by a tendency to ignore requests to "make this your last song and clean your room." Those inflicted with this condition often complain of symptoms similar to vertigo and visions of parallel vertical bands constantly rolling by in front of them. Plasticaxeitosis is sometimes considered an addiction that needs to be treated by using psychological methods as opposed to medicinal treatments.
After complaining of various pains, irritations and dizziness, Eric was diagnosed with plasticaxeitosis.
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a word that describes everything but nothing, in a true but not way. abstract in a way, it is authoritative but subservient, and is also out of the ordinary.
Have you seen that new facility? It looks plastical.
plastical by plastical January 4, 2009

elasticate 

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing
Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks
elasticate by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

plasticine 

Main Entry: plas·ti·cine Variant(s): also plas·ti·cene /'plas-t&-"sen/
Function: noun
Etymology: from Plasticine, a trademark: a plastic paste used for models and sculptures often used to describe someone who is fake or puts on a front to impress others.
Don't go and sell your soul for self esteem, don't be plasticine.
plasticine by Digital Demigod September 27, 2005

plasticheese

the spicy synthetic cheese that comes out of the nacho cheese machine.
After waiting in line for five hours for my nachos I was dismayed to find that my chips were coated in plasticheese.
plasticheese by realcheeselover October 15, 2009

plasticated 

"That girl is so plasticated"
plasticated by la-la-la-laura January 4, 2005

putana de plastica 

1) a plastic bitch.

2) a mannequin-looking bitch that thinks she's all that but really she's just shit from the toilet.
that putana de plastica makes me wish i had a chainsaw! i wanna go texas chainsaw massacre on her ass!!