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phoncation 

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*
Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.
phoncation by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012
1.When an object is severally damaged from a massive external force.
1. Damn Ryan I just punicated McDavid, doesn't look like he'll be getting up soon.

2. I am going to punicate this McDonalds
Punicate by Edoggydog January 22, 2022

phonication 

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.
Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.
phonication by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

phonicheckitis 

The act of constantly checking your phone when you've given your digits to a hottie
Has he called yet?

No but I've got a wicked case of phonicheckitis
phonicheckitis by hayles3121 March 30, 2009

phonicetic 

(fä - ni - se' - tik )

Adjective -- technical/educational jargon:

a) Adding intentional symantic nuance within an existing phonetic structure.

b) Using phonemes (written and/or spoken sounds) to enhance meaning in a sentence.
Shakespeare's work often illustrates a phonicetic use of language.

Phonication 

She lives in Florida and Lou lives in New York so they can only enjoy share in the Phonication.
Phonication by Therston May 1, 2011