Performance Deza

"Deza"—or soviet disinformation—is what Trump uses every damn day in an attempt to distract Americans with fucking bullshit so they forget the Russia scandal.

Donald "Cletus" Trump used his most-dramatic Performance Deza when he released audio of his agreeing to pay a hooker named Cherysh through his fixer Michael Cohen—which was to distract from Trump-Russia.

Performance Deza by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018

Performance Amnesia 

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.

Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.

Performance Amnesia by YAWA April 13, 2019

performance anxiety 

Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"

"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"

performance anxiety by I'likea September 28, 2006

Performance Enhancing Poop 

Performance Enhancing Poop (PEP) a.k.a. Steroid Poo.

Act of pooping before an athletic event in order to be lighter, faster, and not have to deal with it during the event.

“I’m about to go running, but first, time for a Performance Enhancing Poop."

Performance Enhancing Poop by B-Nutty April 13, 2010

Performance Anxiety 

the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer

Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.

Performance Anxiety by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010

performance guy 

A avid cyclist who rodes a carbon bike, shaves is leg, wears a nice bike team kit, takes electrolytes, and hates everything else related to bike that does not match his profile. Expression popularized by cyclist/youtuber Robin Moore with his song "Performance".

Julia: I thought about you today, I saw a performance guy on Route 1.
Al: Cool! What kit was he wearing?
Julia: Not sure but he was freaking fast on a sparkling 2010 Trek Madone.

performance guy by RealFast March 14, 2010

performance pay 

A form of pay used by some greedy employers to fuck it's hard working employees out of their pay while still showing record growth for the share holders and allowing the co to recive massive pay raises

Indra .I'm gonna fuck these employees or you could just give them performance pay boss lady. It's much better

performance pay by cheesy one September 19, 2016