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Park Bench Ass 

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.
Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.

reach around the park bench 

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy
While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

uzbek park bench

The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding
Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.

to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
to Park-bench by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

bench in howard park 

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.
would you like to go to the bench in howard park?

park benching

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)
Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!
park benching by anonymus August 6, 2003