Fish on Deck

"Fish on Deck" refers to squirting a load of cum on the outside of your girl's vagina or asshole. Immediately grab the scruff of your penis and repeatly flick the tip of it on the wet vagina or ass.

It sounds like a fish slapping its tail on the deck of a boat.

After Captain Steven squirted his payload on the the wench's pussy, he yelled "Fish on Deck!" , grinning, he proceeded to slap the wet pussy with his mast, making a wet slapping sound, reminiscent of a fish flapping on the deck of a boat.

Fish on Deck by Piranha333 June 10, 2018

Tits on a Fish 

Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.

Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?

Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.

Tits on a Fish by Joel Hoshkins June 11, 2010

fish on the line 

customer, sucker, patron (in business)

dave told me he was going to leave for the day, but hes' got a fish on the line

fish on the line by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

Fish On 

a subversive colloquialism, often used by male friends or 'mates', to comment on the fact that one of the males has captured the interest of some third party, most commonly a sexually viable female

Peter : Dude! Steph just added me on facebook.

John : Reckon she's keen?

Peter : Yeh dude, Fish On!

Fish On by jimmah32 August 12, 2014

fish-on

the act of beginning to fish, it can be fishing for fish, women or anything that you might be interested in catching at the time.

Ben "hey man you wanna go see that new movie?"

Joel "no man i can't i just got my fish-on im gonna be here all day"

fish-on by short round and dangerous April 21, 2009

Fish on Thursdays 

In the 1800s in New York, fisherman would bring their catch to market on Wednesdays. On Thursday, left over fish would be left to rot and fish markets reeked. As it was the 1800s, basic hygiene had not been invented yet, so when fishermen went home to their wives and smelled their vaginas, they would remark "This smells like fish on Thursdays." Thus, a legend was born.

"Wow honey, your vagina smells worse than fish on Thursdays!"

"Damn this tuna is good, but it smells like fish on Thursdays."

Fish on Thursdays by Fish on Thursdays October 24, 2014

call the fish on the phone

A fishing technique where an old hand crank telephone has it's wires cut and in the water. When the fisherman turns the crank, the wires electrify the water and makes the fish rise to the surface. Use of this technique is highly illegal and extremely dangerous.

My friend: Hey boss the fish ain't biting.
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.

Moments later

My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!

call the fish on the phone by CountryFriedGoods December 8, 2010