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Mashed Po-turd-oes 

when a person wipes their butt when they still have a little bit of poo that has not fallen into the toilet, making for a much messier clean up.
Uh-Oh Mashed Po-turd-oes! I accidentally plastered that cling-on all up my backside!
Mashed Po-turd-oes by lbf March 8, 2014
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Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast 

The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.
Evan: That's a girl's jacket.

Tucker: Huh ?

Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.

Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?

Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.

!Gai !Oes 

Means goodnight in Nama, a native Namibian language.
!Gai !Oes ti khoetse.
!Gai !Oes by Ray12702 November 26, 2019
oeshvd is oeshvd, it was originally from a person who is the most unpredictable being on earth.

oeshvd is a higher being to humanity.
Randy: hi oeshvd

Oeshvd: Oeshvd
oeshvd by convicted war criminal February 27, 2022
OESDF is a poker term that means
Open Ended Straight Flush Draw

If you hold King of hearts, Queen of hearts
and the flop is:2 of diamonds, T of hearts, J of hearts
You have Open Ended Straight Flush Draw

It is a Draw, but its a very powerful hand
-Dude Ive got a OESFD and a guy infront of me pushed all in, what to do?

-Call, you noob!!!
oesfd by PetarPetr0V March 2, 2008
Acronym for open ended straight draw in poker chats.
With that 6 i got oesd
oesd by d@wg365 July 13, 2009