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a large vampire who sometimes hibernates for 7 years at a time.when awake likes to water ski and count the loaves of bread on the shelves at grocery stores.although called a vampire, he does not like in fact makes him quite angry and he may go on sudden rampages.if the oese smells blood u must get a bag of green gummy bears to calm him down right away.he likes to eat apples but only if they have seven seeds in the center.if not he dumps the apples in the local landfill for his fellow rodent friends.
oh.dont be such an oese at the sight of blood..
by Alyssa Oese June 20, 2008
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