oese 

a large vampire who sometimes hibernates for 7 years at a time.when awake likes to water ski and count the loaves of bread on the shelves at grocery stores.although called a vampire, he does not like blood.it in fact makes him quite angry and he may go on sudden rampages.if the oese smells blood u must get a bag of green gummy bears to calm him down right away.he likes to eat apples but only if they have seven seeds in the center.if not he dumps the apples in the local landfill for his fellow rodent friends.

oh.dont be such an oese at the sight of blood..

oese by Alyssa Oese June 20, 2008

Oeser 

A girl who has a dark sense of humor and is anti-social. She loves animals. She is also courageous, kind, and sometimes evil. If you have an Oeser in your life make sure to keep her because she’s one of a kind.

Oeser is amazing!

Oeser by Chen October 14, 2019