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[Oblivite] 

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.
Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
[Oblivite] by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016

obliviation (ism);(ist) 

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

obliviot 

Oblivious idiots. People who are completely unaware of their surroundings, even though they should be.
I almost ran over that obliviot when she crossed the street without even looking.
obliviot by 1310 Ticket October 5, 2006

obliverate 

When an idiot means to say obliterate and refuses to admit he's wrong.
We really kicked their butts playing pool. WE OBLIVERATED THEM.
obliverate by Frank Rizzo May 13, 2004

Oblivitard 

What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.
Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...
Oblivitard by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

Obliviot 

someone who is both oblivious to the world around them and is also a complete idiot.

an oblivious idiot.
Look at all these obliviots on the road today, just cutting eachother off left and right.
Obliviot by B-Wild December 11, 2010