oblivious 

David

Sophie keeps giving hints that she likes him but David is too oblivious to realise

oblivious by GeorgeSYS May 25, 2019

Oblivious 

really stupid and unaware

Wow, I'm really oblivious, I never realize when people are on the phone and then I make an ass out of myself.

Oblivious by yeargh March 27, 2015

oblivious drop 

when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knocking the vcr on top onto the girl's head and interrupting the magic.

dammit, last night luis pulled an oblivious drop and nearly killed natalie

oblivious drop by redlovesheets69 February 3, 2009

oliveros 

A person who has a Spanish-Italian descend and is rich.

"Who is that girl?"
"Oh, Thats the Oliveros, the Rich european."

oliveros by EarthMaster December 4, 2016

Oblivious Fuck 

A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone

Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."

Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"

Oblivious Fuck by Ramdomchick268 February 25, 2015

Oblivious 

Pretty much Harry Potter summed up in one word. I mean, he was clueless to the things straight in his face.

*made up*
Harry: How long has this been going on?

Hermione: Quite awhile, but for some reason you didn't know.

Ron: Yeah, mate. Your oblivious to nearly everything!

Harry: That isn't true!

Heemione: Harry, it is true.

Oblivious by (×_×; November 3, 2016

fiddly oblivious 

When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.

Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....

fiddly oblivious by camellia April 29, 2013