off my nut 

adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.

Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"

Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"

Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"

off my nut by funky_smyth June 22, 2006

off the nut 

when something is just crazy and otherwordly. something so different and prepostrous that it deserves the title of "Off the Nut".
a phrase commonly used by Leo!!!!

person 1- have you seen Hangover
Person 2- that movie is off the nut

off the nut by ronnie1234 November 6, 2010

Off my nut 

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

Off my nut by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

Going off it's nut 

Something or someone that is going crazy or mental or pyscho or insane.

Stevo: my vista computer is Going off it's nut!

Going off it's nut by Mysta D February 9, 2009

back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them

-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut by Bigdiccmarty September 26, 2021

No Nut November Official Pass 

You can get a no nut November pass for each week that you haven't nutted (This also includes 0 to puberty). This is one of the only ways to get this pass but it can also be gotten like this. Get a girl to give you one or don't nut for a month.

Hey bro did you get the No Nut November Official pass.
Yeah I have 396 of them

No Nut November Official Pass by Curiosity's November 28, 2023

offt nut 

oh no

offt nut a ka beleive that happend!
oh no I cant beleive that happend!

offt nut by debid April 6, 2009