The poop that a nervous (rescued) puppy mill dog (with separation anxiety) drops when you leave them for any period of time. Then, partially eats out of some strange compulsion developed from being a crate-bound animal for most of its life.
Damn! I wonder how much nibbleschitz is on the tile in the back-room since we’ve been gone all day.
Man 1: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.