Newtonmeter

A scale out of 11 used to determine how dangerous a ball that is bowled without bouncing is. To achieve high on the Newtonmeter the bowler must fill certain criteria such as

Quick
Aiming for the chest or head
Hitting the Actual Player
Striking the genitalia

There has only been one 11 since the scale was invented in 1984, bowled by Newton himself whilst playing for Lancashire county in England against Sussex.

Chris:What was that on the newtonmeter?
Dave:7.9, would of been a 9 if it had more flight and accuracy

Newtonmeter by R4inman June 3, 2007

Negronized 

When the application of articiles for automobiles that resmble that of a negro.

Did you hear about how Danny Negronized his truck? He took his stock rims and replaced them with black ones.

Negronized by SugarHouse November 15, 2010

Neatinize 

First heard, August 24th, during closing shift at a large international clothing retailer, in reference to a request though can be used in different contexts.

"please neatinize the store" I.e. ensure that everything is neat, everything in its palce.
"Jon Doe needs to neatinize his hair down there, as it is like going on a hunting expedition to find the goods!"

Neatinize by Hannah August 24, 2004

non-newtonian 

Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. Some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source Jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. Not to be confused with severe camel-toe.

Ginny, with those non-newtonian jeans, you don't need no suspenders no mo'!

non-newtonian by fetzis May 15, 2008

Nelsonized 

A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.

*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.

Nelsonized by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011

Non-Newtonian Man 

DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.

Exterior Warehouse

Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*

Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!

*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*

Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"

*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!

*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"

Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*

Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!

Non-Newtonian Man by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Neonized 

neo.nized
Meaning: To be served, pranked, or taught a lesson (also womanized). Usually used for pranks, puns, or seduction.

"You've been neonized!"
"I don't know what's special about him, but I've been neonized."

Neonized by ArielVI October 4, 2016