new years eve’d 

When someone sits in a crowded place and AirDrops pictures of their balls to random people who leave the AirDrop option enabled in their cell phone.

I “New Years Eve’d” pictures of my balls to mad random bitches in the airport ..... I dropped those balls like it was 1 January!

new years eve’d by Stephen Roche October 22, 2017

New Years Fart 

–noun
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.

Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.

New Years Fart by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010

New Years Resolution 

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

New Years Resolution by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

new years eve 

Perfect excuse to get wasted on a week day.

Its New Years Eve, lets get drunk...

new years eve by DUBS January 15, 2004

new years eve treatment 

the act of licking your girlfriend's butt hole skin while she is passed out drunk on new years eve, just to see what its like.

that new years eve treatment i gave her last night was the dogs balls!

new years eve treatment by don juan jovi May 27, 2008

New Years Suckin' Eve 

The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.

Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.

New Years Suckin' Eve by YAWA January 1, 2021

New Years Resolution Resolution 

What happens when you find that you New Years resolution is out of reach and you quickly change it to avoid disappointment and self loathing.

Jerry: I want to lose 50 pounds by Febuary.

Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.

New Years Resolution Resolution by CITR96 December 26, 2010