neuron jacking 

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "

neuron jacking by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

neuron-free zone 

A complete idiot. Someone without a brain cell to their name.

It's only to be expected that Dicky let Leo crash out in his pad after Leo had stolen stuff from everyone else he'd stayed with. So what if Dicky was warned about it in advance? He's a neuron-free zone.

neuron-free zone by Fearman August 10, 2007

Neuron burner 

A neuron burner is a problem that you need to think long and hard about. It's similar to "being in the zone" in terms of the effort of concentration, but "in the zone" does not describe the difficulty of the problem, which"neuron burner" does.

"The instructions for this microwave are a real neuron burner"
"This test was one neuron burner after another! Glad it's over."

Neuron burner by bjotec May 29, 2022

neuron scavenger

a person who, by default, has no brain. They can only communicate by scavenging whatever neurons they can find, linking them together with chicken wire and gum, and then saying something. Because of how little neurons the person will usually scavenge, they always say the dumbest, most retarded shit on the planet.

dude: "earth is flat!!!:
scientist: "you're actually stupid"
dude: "whenever I go to my lake house, I don't see the river move. so the earth isn't spinning!:
scientist: "what a neuron scavenger"
dude: *silent because couldn't find any neurons to say anything*

neuron scavenger by alikeobservant October 16, 2022

neuron activation 

Basically, booba = return to monkey

Guy 1: Dude, I saw some booba last night!
Guy 2: neuron activation!11!!1!

neuron activation by watchaback44 December 25, 2023

motor neuron disease 

A "Disease" which is not even a disease. An illness that gradually destroys the motor neurons in your body. Eventually the sufferer wont be able to do anything. The Hollywood actor, David Niven had the "disease". There is no known cause of the illness, nor a cure, but there is research going into the prospect of using stem cells to recreate the savaged motor neurons, but it's not yet known if the disease will destroy the new ones too. Has nothing to do with shakey hands.

My dad had trouble walking, he went to the doctor for tests. He later found out he had motor neuron disease. A while later he got pnumonia and died 3 days after christmas day, and I was 12!

motor neuron disease by christ0pherjack December 28, 2005

Mirror Neuron 

a type of brain cells that are activated both when an individual performs an action and when they observe another individual performing the same action.

you see someone smile, your mirror neurons activate, allowing you to experience the feeling of happiness or joy that the other person is experiencing. Similarly, when you watch a skilled athlete perform a complex movement, your mirror neurons activate, enabling you to understand how the movement is performed and potentially allowing you to learn the movement yourself through imitation.

Mirror Neuron by bbniyo March 9, 2023