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Nepali time 

The phrase 'at the Nepali time' would denote 'late'.
They came to the party at the Nepali time. Since the party had already been over, they had to return empty-handed.
Nepali time by uttam maharjan December 1, 2010

nopalitas 

In Spanish this means "small cactus". In American slang this a reference to a small penis. A nopalitas is a person who compensates for their lack of penis length by telling tall tales. It is a unique form of "small-man" syndrome. Can be used like a tribal name (e.g. Rising Sun) and in this case is capitalized.
He said the clerks boobs were as big as my head, but seeing that this was coming from Nopalitas, I adjusted the picture in my head down to DD cups.
nopalitas by GetRDone December 22, 2006
Not part of India
Retard: Where are you from?
Nepali: Nepal.
Retard: Is that in India?
<nepali beats the shit out of the retard>
Nepal by brownguy123 December 2, 2011

Nepalese Bliss 

1. A black tarry hashish with white streaks of opium ash running through it.

2. Something so strong it's religious.
If anyone ever offers you a hit of Nepalese Bliss you'd better turn it down unless you really want to get off.
Nepal is a landlocked sovereign state located in South Asia. It is located in the Himalayas and Hinduism is practised by a larger majority of people in Nepal than in any other nation-bordered to the north by the People's Republic of China, and to the south, east, and west by the Republic of India. With an area of 147,181 square kilometres (56,827 sq mi) and a population of approximately 30 million, Nepal is the world's 93rd largest country by land mass6 and the 41st most populous country. Kathmandu is the nation's capital and the country's largest metropolis. Since Buddha was born in Nepal, minority of people practice Buddhism Faith in the country. Nepal is commonly divided into three physiographic areas: Mountain, Hill and Terai. These ecological belts run east-west and are vertically intersected by Nepal's major, north to south flowing river systems., Nepal Carry's the tallest mountain in the world The Mount Everest
Next, time I go to Nepal I'll climb the Everest.
Nepal by nepaliketi14 May 19, 2011

Blake nealing

Taking something extremely seriously or getting vexed at teammates for no reason
Brian: Are we blake nealing

Dafys: Too fucking right son
Blake nealing by Crouchwalk0161 August 8, 2019