Sweating my ass off 

Ass shitting water from heat or in embarrassment of something stupid

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here

Sweating my ass off by Jazznight January 5, 2022

fucking my ass off 

the roughest form of sex ever

"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"

fucking my ass off by hDark August 28, 2025

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

Laughing my fucking ass off by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

get off my ass

means to say stop yelling at me, like when your wife is yelling at you and you just want her to forgive something stupid you did

"honey im sorry i forgot to take the trash out, i will do it now, please get off my ass!"

get off my ass by steveocanadian September 13, 2011

drunk off my ass 

The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.

Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"

drunk off my ass by Bouch66 February 21, 2006

high off my ass 

When a person or persons is high as fuck! tripping balls and all that good stuff.

“yeah bro tonight i’m gonna get high off my ass!”

high off my ass by Brando wallis June 1, 2018

ripped off my ass 

a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.

Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.

ripped off my ass by budd April 24, 2005