Mulderbed 

A substitute for a bed, such as a couch, chair, or patch of floor; this terms originates, of course, with special agent Fox Mulder's distaste for traditional beds.

"Hey, man, I heard your bed was broken. Maybe sleeping with the fat lady from a sideshow was a bad idea, huh?"
"It's okay. I've got a Mulderbed... and my forbidden love."

Mulderbed by J. Severn February 21, 2005

fox mulder 

contrary to what some other guy said here on UD, the great Fox Mulder was nicknamed "spooky".

yep.

" Man: Are you familiar with an agent named Fox Mulder?
Scully: Yes, I am.
Man: How so?
Scully: By reputation. He's an Oxford-educated psychologist, who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section... He had a nickname at the academy... Spooky Mulder."

so next time, before you defining shit, make sure you're right, huh? cunt.

fox mulder by OOIOO January 4, 2007

muladi 

the true origin of the word "mulatto," Arabic, it means a person or part white and part Moorish origins.

The proper origin of "mulatto" is "muladi," not "mule."

muladi by Caitrin J April 3, 2008

Fucking Mule 

Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints

Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.

Fucking Mule by Les Crapp October 18, 2007

mule bits

an religious organisation run by wilbur soot and a traumatized tubbo in which they do a lot of drugs

come get your MULE BITS ,come one come all ,get your MULE BITS

mule bits by identifiedBy_ February 7, 2021

muff mule 

A moderately large hoofed mammal found in parts of North America and Western Europe. The muff mule utilizes its mountain goat like beard and pronounced lips to pleasure the muff of any woman who dares to interact with it. The muff mule will feast on a muff for over 5 hours consecutively once he has seduced his prey. It is due to extremely developed jaw muscles that the muff mule is capable of such long lasting muff feasting sessions. The muff mule's temperament, while normally subdued and peaceful, has been known to become aggressive and violent toward those who interfere with it after it has begun its ritual of muff seduction or muff feasting.

My girlfriend and I went hiking, but we ran into a fucking muff mule. Once she saw its beard it was all over, it feasted on her muff for hours while I had to just watch lest I be brutally kicked by the defensive muff mule.

muff mule by Meat Meaters October 12, 2009

prison mule 

Usually a “free staff” employee in a prison who smuggles drugs in to incarcerated folks.

If you watch that nurse’s body language and how she moves through her day, you can clearly see that she’s a prison mule.

prison mule by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2019