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mowed lawn

A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.
Candace got a mowed lawn today.
mowed lawn by Louisiana Tiger January 15, 2020
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Lawn Mower Beer 

Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.
Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.
Lawn Mower Beer by jaydubwill January 10, 2013

Lawl Mower

An expression used to express laughter, based off the common household utility, a lawn mower, primarily because it sounds like it's "LAWLing" when it is started up. (Similar to the word "ROFLcopter")
Lets start up this bad boy

- LOLOLOlololol...

- LOLOLOlololol...
God damn it!

- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Now that's a LAWL mower!
Lawl Mower by sammyyourasalami September 5, 2009

mower meat 

Any type of small animal that can be easily killed by a lawn mower.
Pomeranians, chihuahuas, raccoons, skunks and opossums can easily be eaten by a lawn mower. This is like what happened in "Drowning Mona" when Peaches the dog is killed by a lawn mower. All above are considered mower meat.
mower meat by supmypeeps! October 16, 2008

muppet mower 

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit
"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"
muppet mower by aggz May 5, 2008
a tool; one who is conceited; a total doucher
Kid 1: Hey guys want to play some Star Craft. I'll totally kick your asses again.

Kid 2: Get the hell out of here you douche.

Kid 3: Fucking Mowenz.
Mowenz by BLeeve May 7, 2009