Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

stacy moored

To really fuck something up in a way only a rock star can do.

Me "Dude! What happened last night? Shit went sideways..."

Rock star "I stacy moored it and pissed my girl off on her birthday!"

by demon shits February 15, 2014

Mooneekakas

Mooneekaka(s) is a greek word used as an insult for men. It means that a man is softy, weak, flabby.

-I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry
-You are so mooneekakas

by greekfreakk June 20, 2020

Roger Moored

The act of sexual intercorse

or

" To Bone "

Dude, what happen with that bitch last night !

Vic: Oh yeah i fucking Roger Moored that bitch good !

by cooking vest November 26, 2009

lunar mooner

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.

"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"

by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

Moosedangling

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.

Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope

by LongJohnTrumpyPants October 6, 2012