Meach Cobbler 

When you give a male a rim-job and you have to go back for leftovers.

I went over to his house last night and he gave me some Meach Cobbler. I’m going back tonight!

Meach Cobbler by Eels and Escalators July 17, 2018

The Meach 

The Meach is a term defining a mans' achievement to reach the pinnacle of sexual exploration where he will often sport a moustache (fuzzy little man peach from whence it is derived). Extremely proficient in the art of receiving the blow-jay.

Dude, my girlfriends mom is so hot - I wish I was The Meach.

The Meach by herbal tea August 27, 2009

big meach 

A black male normally known for selling illegal drugs. Friendly, funny and intelligent. Friends with a lot of females.

Where you get that loud from? Big Meach!

big meach by Smart guy 09986 December 21, 2016

Mach Jesus 

A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.

joe: why were you late for work today mike?

mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at Mach Jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.

Mach Jesus by Sadistic11B January 15, 2009

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021