Masturbation guilt 

The sense of guilt you feel post-masturbation when you realized what you have just jerked yourself off to.

"Oh God, what have I done? I did not just masturbate to bestiality.. talk about masturbation guilt.

Masturbation guilt by GunaDK January 19, 2012

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) 

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

Public Masturbation 

The reason I am no longer allowed on public transportation.

I definitely should not have participated in Public masturbation on that subway.

Public Masturbation by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017

masturbatable 

When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.

Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.

dude 1: damn that chicks hot!

dude 2: thats my mum

dude 1: thats masturbatable

masturbatable by Sam Etabrut November 27, 2012

Masturbation Marathon 

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).

Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.

Masturbation Marathon by Face_Bones August 29, 2013

Social Media Masturbation 

"Liking" your own post on Facebook or retweeting your own tweet on Twitter

"I look so awesome today" - Liking this comment with a thumbs up beneath it on Facebook or retweeting comment on Twitter is Social Media Masturbation.

Social Media Masturbation by Mistress Weber April 16, 2011

chronic masturbator 

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

chronic masturbator by MexicanPog November 16, 2020