mastsacting 

1. very joyfull or wonderfull

2. dictatorship

Joe was so mastsacting!

Joe was mastsacting the world!

mastsacting by CMG Ballin February 19, 2008

manipulo-mastication 

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.

"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."

manipulo-mastication by mstclair68 December 9, 2012

Mastahating 

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

Mastahating by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

Mastercating by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

Mastication 

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

Mastication by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

post mastication turbulence by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Premature Mastication 

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

Premature Mastication by Ow Chap November 15, 2019