Prairie-Masker 

A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.

The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.

Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"

Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."

Prairie-Masker by Waine Ker December 24, 2012

Chase masker shit 

The phrase when you can no longer hold it in and you just fucking run to the toilet. No time to waste you gotta go. This is the ultimate meanest shit of your life. At least 2 hour recovery period after. Then you gotta take a shower to clean up the mess.

Chase is playing MLB. Throws the damn mic and runs to the toilet. Chase masker shit.

Chase masker shit by Chase masker shit July 30, 2022

Anti-masker 

Anti-maskers are the new anti-vaxxers. They are a new, more resilient breed of stupid that comes in swarms.

Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".

This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.

As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.

They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.

Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.

News on City TV: Hundreds of protesters gathered downtown for most of the afternoon on Saturday, calling for an end to the COVID-19 lockdown measures. The group of anti-maskers were carrying signs and shouting slogans, and caused traffic slow downs. Calling themselves ‘freedom fighters’, they say they are defending their constitutional rights and freedoms.

Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Anti-masker by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2020

Anti-masker 

Pussy ass bitch who thinks they can't breathe with a face mask on

I know this one dude who claims to be an anti-masker, yeah he's kinda not all there

Anti-masker by Legendary Coke-Milk August 19, 2020

Half-Masker

One who wears a covid mask with their nostrils exposed. Thus only protecting half of what it's supposed to be covered to protect the wearer and those around the wearer.

Look at that fucking idiot half-masker. Why bother even wearing the thing if you're not going to do it right?

Half-Masker by Kiff Kiffington July 23, 2020

anti-masker 

An individual who does not believe in the effectiveness of masks to slow the spread of disease. They say that mask wearing is an act of fear and draw their bows so long, they equate the mandate of mask-wearing as psychological control by the man. Paradoxically some anti-maskers will show a particular reverence for the hallowed N-95 mask as these masks have both an “N” and a “95” and are made by 3M. These “masks” are often classified as respirators so some anti-maskers consider them acceptable especially if they have that hard plastic thingy on them.

“Why are you wearing a mask? A face mask won’t prevent you from getting covid-19.”

“That’s not how they work.”

“They are too porous and the virus can come through.”

“That’s not how masks work.”

“And the virus can just come in through your eyes, so you need to be wearing goggles too.”

“That’s not the point.”

“Plus the the virus can come in through the sides, but N-95s totally work, they’re made by 3M, and they’re green, and they have the hard plastic thing that makes them a respirator, not a mask.”

“I can’t believe I’m related to an anti-masker.”

anti-masker by JJ Seldron April 17, 2020

Anti Masker 

A Karen who can’t get their act together during a pandemic and wear a FRIGGIN mask, because “iT tAkEs AwAy My FrEeDoM”

Shut up, stop being an anti masker, and wear a FRIGGIN mask. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)

Anti Masker by Pialinist September 1, 2020