matulation 

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

matulation by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

manlationship 

The intense friendship between two guys that may even be borderline homosexual. This can be synonymous with heterolifemate.

Bill and Ted have been in a manlationship for a long time now. Their girlfriends are starting to get jealous.

manlationship by Colto22 May 18, 2009

manslation 

To interpret a woman's words or instructions into a language men can understand.

Debbie handed me her purse and said to keep an eye on her Marc Jacobs she got in New York. I looked at Mike for a manslation and he said...."be careful, it's very expensive"...then i understood.

manslation by hiplanezdrifer December 9, 2008

Mangabation 

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.

That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.

Mangabation by ShadySean December 27, 2010

mandatation 

A suggested invite to be followed on a whim.

The meeting will be by mandatation only.

mandatation by JT June 30, 2004

manvacation 

a. taking a vacation with your man when you are to lazy to work
b. playing hookie with your man

Kristin is taking a manvacation in Fort Collins.

manvacation by Mr#J January 9, 2014

manlation 

Manlation is the male version of the original statement or text as intended for the female counterpart of the conversation.

The underlying meaning of the mans attempt to woo a women.

The dirty version of a compliment.

It makes no difference to me babe what ever makes you happy. I know I'll enjoy spending time with you either way. And I'm really hoping there will many more nights to spend alone with you so really the more the merrier.

He manlation version:
I just can't stop thinking about banging the shit out of your mouth and your asshole so quit being annoying and just come over.

manlation by J Dizzle Fo Shizzle January 25, 2014