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The Maelstrom 

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
The Maelstrom by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005
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Florida Maelstrom 

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
Florida Maelstrom by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011

The Maelstrom Mephisto 

Ride the vortex winds with the beast inside
Cast down all memories from a past and future world
The cynic icons and the cryptic writings
As a picturesque creation in force and spirit
Against their reason and will, it is time
Give darkness its passion plea
The venomous tongue - The inevitable poison - Paralyze the angels
Freeze the forgiven - Baptize in fire -
Unleash the devil at heart
Unleash the maelstrom mephisto
So sinner, mourn well
Make all the swans suffer in hell
The maelstrom of the mephisto left the trace
To revel and feast in undelivered grace
Pledged to judgmental arrogance in drawn principles of ignorant falsehood
To comprehend that the sin of life is life itself, a tyranny in torment, an inner-sanctum stealing sleep
So sinner, mourn well
Make all the swans suffer in hell
In the dimness surrounding the towers of the castle where the reavens spread their wings out wide
Dwell in depths of the darker self at any shore of infinity and watch the relentless paint the soil black
What is being formed echoes throughout eternity as the painter chooses color no more
The venomous tongue - The inevitable poison - Paralyze the angels
Freeze the forgiven - Baptize in fire - Unleash the devil at heart
So sinner, mourn well
Make all the swans suffer in hell
The maelstrom of the mephisto left the trace
To revel and feast in undelivered grace
Hold your shadows close when the comedy is over
As the days of mourning seem to be the days of joy
Fragments fell from the sky in order to penetrate the eyes
A convict wallowing in a lifetime of lies...lies

Malevolent Maelstrom 

The biggest group of faggots in the world. Its a crappy band nobody wants to listen to. Trust me you rather rip of your balls and or clitorus skin. If you see the bassist Seth Mann, punch him in his faggot emo face.
Dude Malevolent Maelstrom has all homosexual members who want to suck your dick for canned goods.

red eye of the maelstrom 

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.
After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

mealstorm 

Any time a crowd of people rush to grab from a pile of free food.
The office manager sent an e-mail that there were free pizzas in the break room, and it only took a minute before there was a goddamn mealstorm.
mealstorm by Ironmaus May 30, 2011

malestrom 

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
malestrom by iHarteSax June 22, 2011