Lombard’s Way

Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)

Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”

Lombard’s Way by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019

lambardi slap 

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

lambardi slap by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

Bombardier 

A bombardier is a romanian stereotype of people who usually wear skinny jeans and fake designer clothes, drive an old BMW usually named a "cazan", "cratita", "tigaie", even on rare ocassions it's called a "cotet", but it usually depends on the size of it. In traffic they don't acknowledge the existence of traffic laws, and usually their signals don't work. Sometimes they hang out in groups at large scale malls and shopping centers not having money for anything. The only source of income for them doesn't consist of a job, it usually resembles something callled a "combinatie" and are done between other bombardieri. In general, most of them have an underage girlfriend starting at the age of 14; for those who don't have one, they desperately try to get a woman's attention and will listen to "muzica de jale". The choice in music for them is manele, they listen to them in their BMWs and on the bench in the park at a cheap bluetooth speaker. They tend to make themselves noticed by leaving a trail of seminte and bothering people with their loud music.

Example 1:
Dan: * waits at the red light *
Alex: Grabeste-te cumetre ca daca nu te misti cobor la tine acuma!
Dan: Why are you such a bombardier?
Example 2:
Ana: * walks home at night *
Alex: * in car *, * honks *; Da ce faci pisi vrei sa te duc undeva?
Ana: No thanks. * thinking: this guy is such a bombardier *

Bombardier by panseluta66 September 16, 2021

bombardier 

a person from romania who wears vagabond, gucci, nike air force, adidas clothing and says n word just for fun, who is xenophobe and homophobe and who bodyshame

someone: what are you doing today
bombardier: taci dracu fa coardo du te si fa mi un sendvis

bombardier by credrecjrjf November 25, 2020

bombardieră 

well now the meaning of bombardieră slightly changed so let me tell you about this beautiful type of women in romania. the actual existence of bombardiere isn’t known so we assume that it all started when vagabond studio appeared. so basically a bombardieră is a woman that wears vagabond clothes and always wears those ugly ass filas or the adidas superstars. they are also really homophobic and will probably ask if you have a crush on them- no hun i don’t, i have standards💕 oh and they always post stories on instagram when they get new nails and they always say: daca ma vei da lupilor ma voi întoarce conducând haita💅 which we all know is not true lmao

x: hi bombardiero i think i’m bi
bombardieră: sper ca nu ma placi ew
or
y: i have a crush on you
bombardieră: ai mașină?
y: da
bombardieră: ce mașină ai? ai bmw?
y: nu, am o dacie
bombardieră: du-te de-aici săracule

bombardieră by dubița✨ March 11, 2021

Bombardier 

The company that sold lemons to the MTA

"Bombardier sold us lemons"

Bombardier by the way, this was written on December 18, 2020

Bombardier flip 

bombardier flip este atunci cand un bombardier(de prefrat cu gleznele goale) fumeaza simultan 2 iqos-uri si 2 narghilele

aseara am fost in vol si a dat Balas cel mai mare bombardier flip

Bombardier flip by bossubobosilor225200 January 16, 2022