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piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.
It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.
piss-littering by Telephony August 8, 2020
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Eco-Littering 

Eco-Littering is the process of throwing apple cores, banana peels, grape vines, ect out of the window of a moving car. Technically, its littering, but.....
Jan and Bob didn't have a garbage bag in their car, so they did some eco-littering.
Eco-Littering by Pmdwashere February 10, 2010

Strategic Littering 

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.
Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

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If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

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i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!

Kitty Littering 

My friends and I have an event. Someone sucks and you want to give them a get fucked/you're a loser. Rocky area...you turn away from them. And kick the rocks at them like a cat in a litter. It's called Kitty littering someone.
He wouldn't shut up so I ended up Kitty Littering him before walking away.

second-hand littering 

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
second-hand littering by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.
I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Binge listening

When you repeatedly listen to a song, artist or album for an extended amount of time, the most common being that its stuck in your head or you have a personal connection to it. This is a very common occurrence with teenagers. One could consider listening to Top 40 radio stations for hours on end a form of binge listening because one can hear the same song 3 times in one hour.
Teen 1- Dude I've been binge listening to Master of Puppets for the past 6 hours.
Teen 2- Good choice man.
Binge listening by TheBlackVista October 20, 2010