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Lick it Before You Dick It 

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.
Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".
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LICK IT UP 

To put anything you can into your mouth.
Lick it Up Bitch!

Lick it Up woah woah oh

lick it before you stick it

To perform oral sex on a woman before having actual sex with her.
Person 1: "I had sex with Mary last night!"
Person 2: "Did you go down on her?"
Person 1: "Of course! You know what I always say, 'lick it before you stick it.'"

lick it before you kick it 

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.
A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

Lick it, Don’t Ticket 

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket
So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

lick it bite it 

To be exact it means to eat an apple that has been hollowed out to make a pipe for smoking ganja.
Jaq: "Budgie eat this"
Budgie: "WRONG!"
Dale: "Lick it BITE IT!"
lick it bite it by UKJuggalizzo October 10, 2005

Lick-it cricket 

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.
Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.
Lick-it cricket by bumbleflower September 20, 2024