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dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying
guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper
dog leg humper by toilet struggler September 2, 2021
a large detour which is probably not worthwhile
Malcolm insisted on a dog leg, out to sea, to avoid orcas. He insisted the velocity made good would suffer only by a small margin.
dog leg by Cap. Sam August 14, 2024
Jesus, that guy has a cock like a dog's leg
dog's leg by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

Same Dog Different Leg 

Reference to two items or concepts that are fundamentally similar, but may have slight variations in aesthetics or style.
Tanning oil is better than tanning lotion.

Mate, same dog different leg chum.

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg 

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
When your legs look like hotdogs in pictures.
I was chillin on the beach tanning my leg dogs.
Leg Dogs by Wonder Fuck May 25, 2018