Konk 

A non-sexual kink

Person 1: What’s something weird that you enjoy?
Person 2: Oh you mean my konk? I prefer applesauce instead of marinara on my spaghetti

Konk by Umyeet June 24, 2018

Konk 

A konk is a person who wears a mask, but leaves their nose (or konk) poking out over the top, thus rendering the mask wearing process for them utterly pointless.

Oh dear, there's Lots of konks in work today......

Konk by CyberPony August 14, 2020

konk 

a person with a really big fucking nose

hutchings you got a big konk you gay bastard

konk by Tyrone May 13, 2005

Konk 

The shit that gets stuck in one's ass hair.

I took a huge shit and now i have major konk.

Konk by Michael Laporte January 1, 2008

konk 

the little noise the car makes when you press on the horn a little.. but not too much, you know?

justin: konk
sammi: what
justin: yk when u honk a horn a little

sammi: oh yea konk

konk by Justin Glucose March 23, 2020

konk 

Konk is a multi-faceted word. It is usually said in a sexual or physical manner, but can have many meanings when used in the appropriate context. It can be quite difficult to go wrong with the word "konk." Is there something that's throwing you off your normal vibe? Then you're probably getting KONKED by something.

"Oh my god dude, I konked the hell out of her last night."

"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."

"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."

"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."

"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"

"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."

konk by gingernick February 23, 2019

Konk 

"konk" a racial slur describing Koreans, because if Japanese = Japs, Chinese = Chinks, Koreans = Konk.

All these gaming konks are better than us Americans.

Konk by Leonidas P. January 8, 2018