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A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”
Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate

You’ve been kirked have you?
Kirked by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022
When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.
That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!
Kirked by AL Zeus May 9, 2023
this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap
Mmh you’ve kirked
Kirked by unknown SIC December 4, 2023
To be shot in the neck/ to receive neck
“Yo bro, tyrone’s girl just gave me the best kirk of my life”
“Yo bro, did you hear the president got kirked?”
Kirked by kosagui February 9, 2026
When you royally demolish a 'lib-tard's argument in a debate.
"That venture capitalist pig just kirked comrade Victor in intellectual combat!"
Kirked by ErikaKirk69 February 10, 2026
when a person, usually but not always a contrarian or right-winger, is offed in an especially ironic or hypocritical way, especially if it's publicly.

bonus points if it's by or for a process, condition, or state that they claim to be 'safe' or preferable to the alternative.

named after Charlie Kirk, who famously was shot mere seconds after blaming inner-city gangs for gun violence.
"Can you believe that guy got kirked on live TV by a white guy while claiming minorities are the real threats?"

"Yeah, what an ironic way to go."
kirked by schadenfreud February 19, 2026