Kettled

When someone has taken too much Ketamin, they are kettled

That last one has done me... i am totally Kettled

Kettled by Employee of the Year October 28, 2010

Cupids Kettledrums

An old timey British slang word for large voluptuous breasts, used primarily in the Shakespearean era where polygamy was normal among the elite aristocrats.

What ho, William! Did you fondle the wife's Cupids Kettledrums last night?

No, yesterday was Friday sure! I was raw dogging the mistress while eating out the housekeeper, of course!

Cupids Kettledrums by Lethargic Wrecker 194 May 22, 2021

kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!

I so kettled, I cant stand up

kettled by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004

Ketted 

Past tense / Adjective

Under the influence of the ketamine drug. Possibly having taken too much ket.

Aww dude. Did you see Brad in the corner? He was tooottttaaallyyy ketted man...

Ketted by Twattywattydoodah November 29, 2018

kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!

kettled by Brick. May 3, 2005

kittied 

Forced into something in a fun, jovial kitty like way

OK I will go...you kittied me into it

kittied by ISI August 3, 2012

kettled

a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.

-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!

kettled by artizz May 3, 2006