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blocher, kakker, schnorrer 

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.
He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.
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Wu-kakke 

When every single member of wu-tang cums on your face
I was backstage after the wu-tang show and let them wu-kakke all over me
Wu-kakke by Superblunt September 8, 2019

Pre-Kakke 

The sacred ritual before a traditional bukkake that begins with a cocktail hour. Participants arrive in business formal attire and leave business casual.
Hey Janet you goin to the Pre-kakke?
Pre-Kakke by TheRealMVP9805 July 1, 2020

auto kakke 

The art of self bukakke(except with only one penis)
Rob enjoys doing auto kakke, that sick sick bastard
auto kakke by Himura February 22, 2004

Kacked Up 

to be uncomfortable or a state of disarray; gaumed
Saaahhhnnn I saw ol' boy climbin' up the flagpole and he slipped and ripped his damn clambag open on the cleat...I was kacked up big dadddaay.
Kacked Up by Skee Bo March 3, 2010
Sorry about the smell, I've just kacked my pants
Kacked by Turkey January 12, 2005