kaiser
To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.
Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!
kaiser by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011
Related Words
Kaiser • kaiser soze • Kaiser Chiefs • kaisered • Kaiserboo • kaiser sozed • kaiserschmarrn • Kaiser, MO • Kaiser Baby • Kaiser dawg
kaiser
To be caught masturbating.
To masturbate.
Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
To masturbate.
Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.
That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.
I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.
I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
kaiser by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007
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kaiser by beast head June 16, 2008
Kaiser
Kaiser is an extrovert and always has a lot to say and carries himself with confidence, he is also very intellectual but what people don't know is that he has a shy side and typically hides his embarrassment with a joke and instead of letting people address what is embarrassing him, he addresses it first so the humiliation is less.
Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.
Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.
Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.
Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.
Karen: I heard your dating someone who is it?
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!
Kaiser by Anonymous definitions 101 May 27, 2020
Kaiser
A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.
Kaiser
Kaiser is the name given to a boy who is, to sum it all up, TRASH. Kaiser is a boy that has trust issues. He's usually very childish and immature and never takes things seriously. He usually apologises for things and then does it again. He is not that peng at all in all honesty and they usually have dry lips. Kaiser is usually smart and in a top class but that means they are very moist. A KAISER usually breaks and doesnt care about it. Never date a Kaiser!
Kaiser by perezfinest June 8, 2019