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Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy
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jared kleinman 

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.
"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman
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jared from subway 

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants
Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

Jared Padalecki 

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

Jared Kleinman 

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

Jared Kleinman 

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch
"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"

jared2013 

A certain individual who most likely griefed your base, unless your name is <popbob>. Enjoys playing on <the oldest anarchy server in minecraft>.
Fit: jared2013 a loose cannon...
Fitfans: OH SHIT JARED
<2b2t> community: Fitfags
jared2013 by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020