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Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014
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Verb. To fuss with your clothing or hairstyle in order to improve its apperance. Popularized by Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
We'll add a vintage belt and tuck in your shirt and joozh the sleeves... there, MUCH better!
joozh by pixie52 September 6, 2005
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Joozinek 

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.
Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !
Joozinek by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011
Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.
"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.
joozey by Jethfhj April 9, 2017

da Jooze 

Basically, a mocking way of saying "the Jews", implying antisemites are unintelligent
da Jooze by Queen Buttrix July 17, 2021
A japanese word meaning "skillfull"
anata wa joozu desu ne!
You skillfull are indeed!
joozu by Anonymous September 2, 2003
Singular: Joo (less common)
Spelled-out pronunciation of "jews", referring to the Jewish people in a jocular manner over the Internet.
Passover is just for the Jooze.
Jooze by ttony21 April 20, 2008