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Jihadist's Dozen 

72 count or a half dozen dozens
if a dozen is 12, and a baker's dozen is 13, is a jihadist's dozen 72?
now, a jihadist's dozen is 6x more than a dozen, and the smallest unit of measure of a dozen is a half dozen
that means, a jihadist's dozen is = 6 x (6 + 6)
Jihadist's Dozen by jayrobs June 28, 2017

jihadisthanbalite 

Chad hanbalite.
May Allah unite him with Imam Ahmad(as)
jihadisthanbalite is literal definition of chad hanbalite.

Social Terrorist/Jihadist 

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

Pussy Jihadist

A man who takes his lovin' on the run. A Pussy Jihadist, unlike religious jihadist is doing it in the name of Lust and Love. To be considered a Pussy Jihadist, one must be able to uphold the Pussy Jihad Doctrine and be a leader in the movement.
Jerome: Yo homeboy, i wanna be a pussy jihadist and do jihad on pussy all over the world.

Jamal: yeah? me too...where do i sign, Yo?

Jerome: Yo, u needs to hit up The great 826 Le.
Pussy Jihadist by IloveGONads August 6, 2009

jihanism 

very cool kpop fanpage and #1 jihan stan
i think jihanism is very cool yeah
jihanism is the best jihan stan
jihanism by stan weeekly December 19, 2020

Dignity-Jihadists 

I'm a perverted sociopath who lacks common decency perhaps there is a place for me at the TSA as a Dignity-Jihadists
Dignity-Jihadists by hipsterrogers November 19, 2010