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Jerk off 

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings
Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!
Jerk off by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019

Jerk Off 

when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.
hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?
Jerk Off by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

jerk off 

slang for masturbating excessively
Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off
jerk off by streetz101 October 23, 2005

jerk off 

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.
1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

Jerk off 

a dance off involving the move the jerk

once the jerk has been done in the dance off it has officially become a jerk off...no backsies
"yo dude, tommy can dance"

"i know bro...he totally smoked those guys in a jerk off"
Jerk off by spenzarrr September 2, 2009

Jerk off 

your ass hole ex boyfriend who left you for a whore and now talks shit about you
Michael is such a Jerk off, i can't believe he left Shelby for Julie.
Jerk off by Nicole Mendoza December 7, 2006