Instant Statusing

To have a conversation via your friends facebook status.

I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.

Instant Statusing by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010

instant sadification 

The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.

I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.

instant sadification by freshhaggis May 28, 2016

Instant Sahara 

When you're on all fours getting pounded from behind and your partner, without warning, attempts to stick a finger or two in your ass....and your pussy immediately becomes and INSTANT SAHARA and all actions comes to a screeching stop.

Guy: Me and my lady were rocking in the car and I didn't think she would mind a little action in her ass. But the minute I stuck my thumb in her hole, her snatch dried up like an INSTANT SAHARA.

FRIEND: Damn man. I hope you found a sock laying around.

Instant Sahara by Westsidegal December 5, 2018

instant-shrink 

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)

random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go

instant-shrink by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

instant soup

a drug snorted by only dumb asses that are to lazy to boil water

that dumb ass just did cambells man hes gonna be out for weeks

instant soup by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

instant sprung 

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.

Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.

instant sprung by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005

Instant Youtube Sensation 

Any Youtube video that has achieved:
1. Millions of hits instantaneously.
2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised media.
3. Provoked numerous responses or imitations in a short amount of time.

Common examples of instant Youtube sensations include the Star Wars kid, Crazy frog, Cadbury gorilla and recent eyebrow advert, Sarah Silverman's "fucked Matt Damon" sketch, etcetera. Basically any video that matches the definition.

Instant Youtube Sensation by Firelovesugar March 18, 2009