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I fucked your dad 

the ultimate diss/comeback nobody has anything to say to it, coined my an lloydminster native Matt Schneider
Person 1: "fuck off dickhead"
Matt Schneider: "I fucked your dad"
Person 1: "uhh..."
I fucked your dad by Fergie55 February 19, 2015

And then i fucked her up the ass 

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13

I fucked the shit out of her 

When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.
First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"

I fucked her 

When a boy puts his cock in a girls pussy
I fucked her by SEXY BOY120 April 14, 2019

I fucked your mom

A term boys say when they can't come up with an insult