I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"