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Hygiene Optional 

(1) One step beyond casual friday - Going to work unwashed in dirty clothes
(2) A work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) A remote work location such as Alaska
Jimmy: "Have you been out to the field office?"
Jack: " Yeah it's totally hygiene optional with that crew - especially the chick"
Jimmy: "What are you talking about - she has most of her teeth"
Jack: "Yeah - in a JAR!"
Hygiene Optional by Major Kong February 26, 2007
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hygiene technician 

Glossy word that simply means cleaner. Word trys to make employees feel like they are smart and technical and important when they can be fired at anytime because any man and his dog could do this job.
I'm gonna be a hygiene technician!
Looking technical gangster!
hygiene technician by silvermonkey November 9, 2005
To practice the art of cleanliness or to be clean.
Greg: Hey mang lets go to mcdonalds and get some grub.
Art: No way man the dont got no hygiene!
Greg (doesnt ever shower): What's hygiene??
hygiene by Nick DS June 30, 2006

Personal Hygiene 

Individual 1: Why does France smell so bad?
Individual 2: Cus the French don't have personal hygiene.

bad moot hygiene

The cause of your previously rock hard schlong shriveling into nothing. When a woman's vagina stinks so bad you now suffer from PTSD and are afraid of being with any woman ever again.
Teddy: Mayne, my rock hard schlong just turned into a dead fish.

JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?

Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.

non-hyphenated 

1.Possibly the dumbest word in the english language, since the spelling of the word contradicts the second definition.

2. A word without a hyphen (see above definition)
Non-hyphenated is probably the dumbest thing since George W. Bush.
non-hyphenated by Thelostcup September 8, 2006

sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration 

when,once a person succumbs to a potentially pandemic/epidemic causing disease, his body is not returned to his relatives for burial but is instead incinerated (usually by government executive order) for obvious sanitary/hygiene reasons in order to prevent further infection and try and stop the rampant pandemic/epidemic from spreading.
all the religious and superstitious spiel aside, and despite the fact that sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration was inefficiently used during The Black Death epidemic of 1347-1351 in Europe, IMHO sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration should still be considered as a viable option in treating the current Ebola outbreak in Western Africa