The cause of your previously rock hard schlong shriveling into nothing. When a woman's vagina stinks so bad you now suffer from PTSD and are afraid of being with any woman ever again.
Teddy: Mayne, my rock hard schlong just turned into a dead fish.
JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?
Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.
JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?
Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.
by straightXed July 16, 2014