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Slippery hot cakes 

You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).
"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes
Slippery hot cakes by Stephenboyd17 September 5, 2006

alabama hotcake 

the act of taking a dump on a girl's bellybutton (similar to the act of the Stanley Steamer)
"Walter, why did you just give me an Alabama Hotcake? Now im all filthy!"

Hot Cakes 

The powder a fat person puts on in the creases of their body. When it gets hot and sweaty, it becomes a hot cake. UMMM!
It's so hot out I'm making hot cakes under my boobs!

You can see her hot cakes on her back through her tube top.
Hot Cakes by MKWACJL@25 July 8, 2010

Hot Cakes and Sausage

The act of ejaculating or cumming on a girls ass or the rims of her ass crack. The sausage will represent the penis that later goes into the vagina after the man nuts on the woman's hot cakes.
Bro she wanted breakfast so I gave her some hot cakes and sausage. She was never the same.

hot cakes 

How badly cops beat black people.
"They've been beating them niggers like hot cakes!"
hot cakes by jonny the nk July 16, 2006

hoecakes 

1. A multipurpose bread that is said to originate in Irvin, Kentucky.
2. A fried bread made from only self rising flour and water that can be used for any part of a meal.
3. Versatile bread that is very common in poor parts of Kentucky and other southern states.
4. Pocakes or poor cakes.
5. Replacement for bread, biscuits, pancakes or cornbread when you don't have the money for the real thing.
Debbie made some hoecakes and covered them with syrup for a nice Kentucky style breakfast.
hoecakes by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007