Host Traumatic Stress Disorder 

The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them.

My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.

Host Traumatic Stress Disorder by Toots Thielemans December 28, 2008

Host Monkey 

A person who is at the epicenter of any cold/virus/disease that goes around. They may or may not be aware of their status as a host monkey until those around them have all been infected.

Frank was the host monkey for the outbreak of mono last year

Host Monkey by Betta May 12, 2008

Host Migration 

An annoying part of Modern Warfare 2, where the host decides to be a jackass and leave the game, leaving you and the other players suspended at your positions, awaiting the dreadful migration to end. In other words, it's the worst part of MW2.

FRICKIN HOST MIGRATION MADE ME LOSE MY NUKE!

Host Migration by I Liek Me Some Mudkipz November 27, 2011

host club 

1. Possibly the next best thing to prostitution.

2. A type of business in Japan that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.

3. A place where good looking men from about 18-25 years of age can become hosts. They can quite often make a killing depending how popular they are.

4. The female equivalent is a hostess club.

That guy is so handsome that he could be in a host club!

The prices for champagne at that host club were outragous; ¥10,000 ($115) per glass!

host club by doinuma45 August 9, 2010

Host Advantage 

In online gaming, when the player who hosted the room or server has the upper hand due to him having no network lag to himself since he hosted the server.

Host advantage on COD4: In COD4, a knife only match is easy for the host to pwn in since there's no lag. Anyone else that's not perfectly connect will be lucky to even score a hit on the host.

Host Advantage by NarooN October 18, 2008

Host Warrior 

Of or relating to a video game, mostly Call of Duty.
Someone who excels in a game solely based on their internet connection.

What?! That dude just ate bullets! What a host warrior!
SBDestroyer is such a host warrior! No one can kill him.

Host Warrior by HugeNewb August 30, 2013

host mother 

Host Mother
1.) A woman who acts as a "host" parent to any type of exchange student that should come into her house.

This phrase MUST be devided into two groups:

Cool Host Mother:

1. A host mother who is patient, kind and helpful, especially with students who do not understand shit about the country's language at the beginning of their stay.

2.A host mother who can have rules that vary slightly from the rules of the actual parents of the student and, depending how awesome she is, may even encourage ideas or certain behaviors that coincide with what the student has been originally raised with by his or her own parents. (In general the student feels more comfortable sharing secrets and some of the naughty things they've done with the host mother. This is due to the fact that real mums tend to freak out more than the host mothers, who temporarily adopt students after they have hit puberty, and didn't know anything about what the student was like as Mummy's little baby, hence eliminating the strong emotion protective parent factor).

3. A host mother who let's the students have as much freedom as is reasonably allowed, and takes the student on trips with her often to see other places in the country (this comes in handy as sometimes exchange students can be stuck in Nowhereville while they're abroad.)

4. A host mother who is very in touch with her inner 20 year old.

Shitty Host Mother:

1. A host mother who is extremely impatient and annoying with the student; expects the host student to pick up a language right away and can never understand why the student does not like having conversations with her; also believes that the solution to the communication problem is repeating herself a thousand times and saying each sentence even louder than the last.

2. A host mother who believes that the time the student spends in her house is just so she can have her own personal little maid/manservant.

3.) A host mother who not only does not allow the student any freedom to go out or to do anything for that matter, but can't be stuffed to take the student out on trips with her.

4. A host mother who probably never even had an inner 20 year old.

-"I have a cool host mother. She took me to Paris for New Years weekend and we stayed up late and drank lots of wine."
-"Oh I did nothing for New Years. My shitty host mother wanted to stay home and said alcohol was forbidden in the house."

host mother by Sugar July 30, 2008