hopeless crush 

when you have a crush on someone and you know they will never like you back. you put so much effort to impress them and they drop hints they like you, but as a joke. the person you love but you won’t love you back in the same way.

wow i really have a hopeless crush on him, he will never like me back.

hopeless crush by hitthewoah April 26, 2019

hopelessness 

1.when a moment or event breaks ones spirit or ones ability to function 2. a feeling associated with helplessness and/or loss. 3. Sadness in clinical proportions.

"The once gentle, animated eyes, now looked hollow with hopelessness."

hopelessness by H. Elper April 18, 2007

hopeless flirter 

Someone who is in love with flirting. They don't necessarily want a relationship, just someone to flirt with.

Person 1: You like him, I know it!
Person 2: No I don't, I'm just a hopeless flirter!

hopeless flirter by Flirter October 14, 2013

Hopeless Romantic

They are the type of person that will write you love letters, they are the type of person that wants to lay down under a tree with you looking at the stars while having a love song in the background, they are the type of person to tell you they love you 50 times a day and give endless kisses, they are in love with the idea of love, they believe that love is what makes the world turn, and when you say you love them they will be forever loyal to you and theyre heart will melt everytime, and they will never ever give up on love no matter what! They are the best boyfriend or girlfriend you can ever have, they have the purest hearts and all they do is fantasies about love and listen to love songs

Ben is a hopeless romantic, he made a love song for his girlfriend and sent her flowers

Hopeless Romantic by Dog In Boat, Doggo July 8, 2021

Homely-humper 

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.

Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.

Homely-humper by Lillykins October 3, 2013

hopelash

When one's hopes are raised and dashed in a matter of seconds.

Mark: Hey Jim, you just won the lottery!
Jim: Really?!
Mark: No, I'm just messin.
Jim: Damn, you gave me hopelash.

hopelash by MandM February 10, 2008

Hopey

Hopey: The opposite of worrying.
Remaining hopeful; so as to not hold fear, anxiety or worry.

"Don't worry, be hopey"
~Ajahn Brahm

Even though his jokes are really bad, we all remain -hopey- that Ajahn Brahm will continue to produce such clever wit.

Hopey by Playtard February 1, 2013