Hommus flog 

Some who lets everyone down all the time

Gee peter is a hommus flog

Hommus flog by G.d.a February 3, 2018

Putrid hommus flog 

Someone who dogs the boys wthout a care

Person1 Where is glenn? He said he'd help today
Person2 Glenn is up the pub
Both together What a Putrid hommus flog

Putrid hommus flog by slut undies February 3, 2018

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

hummus fart 

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

hummus fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

hummus-face 

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.

"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"

hummus-face by koothrappali July 12, 2012

Hummus Armor 

LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.

I called that equake kid out on cheats.

He put on his hummus armor and left me raging.

Hummus Armor by broder_gloosys October 9, 2009

Small Hommos 

1. Small bean dip
2. Small gay people

The small hommos are getting my order of small hommos.

Small Hommos by tkobaltimore August 22, 2020