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Putrid hommus flog 

Someone who dogs the boys wthout a care
Person1 Where is glenn? He said he'd help today
Person2 Glenn is up the pub
Both together What a Putrid hommus flog
Putrid hommus flog by slut undies February 3, 2018

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.
Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it
Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

hummus fart 

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!
hummus fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

hummus-face 

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.
"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"
hummus-face by koothrappali July 12, 2012

Hummus Armor 

LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.
I called that equake kid out on cheats.

He put on his hummus armor and left me raging.
Hummus Armor by broder_gloosys October 9, 2009

Small Hommos 

The small hommos are getting my order of small hommos.
Small Hommos by tkobaltimore August 22, 2020