HobNob 

The average old white man who touches himself until he hardens at the sight of a young females toes preferably painted black, blue or red.

Your father is secretly a hobnob

HobNob by daveboy635 March 7, 2017

Hobnob 

“DONT BE A RICH TEA BE A HOBNOB”

THIS MF CHEATED RICH TEA WON SILLY HOBNOB

Hobnob by Colasp<3 August 21, 2021

hobnob 

someone who is very week and can be be snapped by a infant and is weakened when wet

your such a hobnob you pathetic twit

hobnob by pooo65766536 January 6, 2022

Hobnob knobjob 

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

Hobnob knobjob by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

mr_hobnob 

super cool animal acc on tt

person 1: hey what were u doing last night
person 2: i was just watching mr_hobnob on tt
person 1: well i was doing ur mom

mr_hobnob by urmomfam January 21, 2022

Dusty Hobnob 

The act of dunking your balls in a burning hot mug of tea, usually accidentally, sitting on a friends sofa, in trackies.

Oh no I gave myself a dusty hobnob! It burns!

Dusty Hobnob by acme15 October 29, 2019

the illusive hobnob goblin 

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

the illusive hobnob goblin by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019